zeldathemes
Hello.

My name is Isabel. I'm 15. People I enjoy include Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, other comedy ladies, Seth Meyers, Jimmy Fallon, other men behind desks, John Green, and other authors. Good comedy and good books are what I live for.
P.S. please don't be mean.
P. P. S. I don't really tag things like spoilers or potential triggers, so if there is something you need tagged, just ask.

larryandziam-infinitely:

dajo42:

hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do

i installed a camera in your room

i’m watching you

I SANG THIS

SO THERE’S THIS SHOW ON TLC CALLED “BUYING NAKED”

getbird:

IT’S ABOUT BUYING HOMES IN NUDIST COLONIES AND IT IS WORTH WATCHING JUST FOR THE CAMERA ANGLES

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LIKE REALLY??

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REALLY

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how long did it take you to line that shot up

ANYWAYS IT’S A LAUGH AND A HALF 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND IF YOU ARE FEELING DOWN

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

I don’t care how many times I’ve reblogged this

punkgrrrls:

one of the raddest tv show characters ever omfg 

ernoticon:

*tans for 5 minutes* *checks for tan lines*

yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

sansaofhousestark:

australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago

because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership

because that’s the logical fucking thing to do

pish-taco:

CALM DOWN CAMERA MAN

givemeinternet:

Some headline writer has waited their entire career for this day.

givemeinternet:

Some headline writer has waited their entire career for this day.

urbanoutcritters:

i’m gonna be the chillest parent ever when it comes to my kid’s clothes
u wanna wear band tshirts and red lipstick? hell yeah. u wanna wear floral skirts and hockey jerseys? cool man, if that’s what u want. you wanna wear fedoras and rage comic shirts? well actually,

Please don’t unfollow me ily

I’m merely going to be out of the country (and off Tumblr) until the end of July

back-that-sass-up:

legalmexican:

*Teacher Voice* I’ll wait

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tHATS THE FACE THATS THE FACE EXACLTY